We’ve all suffered through the election bullshit, so come to BJ’s after 9pm and wear your pledge badge (register at this site to print it – http://votergasm.com/Pledge.php)
Find someone who is wearing the button, ask them if they voted, then start humping. Straights, gays, and lesbians all together now.
Bring condoms in case those dirty republicans show up.
Right-wing christian fundamentalist should stay home and masterbate (we know you do it) and anyone dumb enought to vote for bush will not be able to participate, you’ll have to stand in the back while we have all the fun.
BJ’s Fredonia. If you don’t know where that is, you don’t deserve an orgasm.