Help us celebrate the fact that Bush has won so we WON’T be grabbing the ankles for Kerry.
Plenty of booze and NAKED TWISTER! Might even break out the barrel and do some ‘dunking for puppies’.
BBQ spotted owl with old grove redwood on a stick, a family favorite will be served.
When we’re good and liquored up we’ll grab the guns and climb into the pickups for some real fun.
Mean hateful conservatives are encouraged to attend, Liberals please bring an extra tube of KY.
NO FAT CHICKS!!!
(unless her name is Hillary)
I5 to Stockton. Head toward the sound of gunfire and breaking bottles.
