Vote for Bush, get some tail!!! All voters welcome, we will not discriminate against the uninformed and misguided. Since the outcome is allmost predetermined, we can all just put our partisan differences aside and have a great time!
PS: Dittoheads qualify for a bonus votergasm. Listen to KBND 9-Noon weekdays to qualify. A ‘pop’ quiz will be given.
Come on down to your favorite local bar. Don’t forget to wear your Votergasm Pin and I Voted sticker. Those young voters that are not quite of drinking age can hang out in front of their favorite establishment, a designated Votergasm party rep will check outside periodically to aid in arranging their votergasms. Remember your Pledge, don’t be a Traitor!