Title: Kerry lost and I’m using you like a towel party Description Ladies, why sit at home crying that you’re going to wake up under a chimpler regime for the next four years when you can come to my house where I’ll use you like a towel and take your mind off the election. Then you can wash my dishes and do other light cleaning. I’ll tell you I’ll call you and you’ll never hear from me again giving you something else to pout about again taking your mind off of the election. It’s win-win for all. No fat chicks, please. Directions email me for details. Email Address: [email protected] Zip Code: 40219