
Dear Votergasm party planner,
On November 2, America will choose its president--and, just as important, 35,000
sexy, patriotic Votergasm pledgers will choose their partners for hot, hot election-night
sex. Your party will help make that possible, and I want to thank you for it.
If you've gotten this far, you probably don't need my help. But Votergasm is all
about sharing, so here are a few tips for successful party planning:
* Remember our disclaimers: pledge-fulfilling sex must be safe, consensual, legal,
generous, and hot. Safe sex equipment can be found at Condomania.com.
You might want to print out our disclaimers and post them at your party. A handy poster
can be found here.
* Download the sexy new Votergasm anthem,
"Election Erection," and put it in your party playlist.
* Play the Votergasm election-night drinking game. Download the game in
black and white, or
color.
(Did I already suggest that you should set up a way for people to watch the election
results come in? No? Okay: set up a way for people to watch the election results come in.)
* Serve red and blue Votergasm Cocktails, such as the "Vote on the Beach."
(Voters under 21 should be served "virgin" cocktails; virgins over
21 should be served alcoholic cocktails.)
* Get a foam machine. Foam parties are like big bubble baths with strangers.
If that sounds good, and it does, find more information here.
* Go-go boys and go-go girls are a surefire way to "hot things up."
Make sure dancing is legal at your party location. If your dancers are extremely
hot, please send us their photographs and phone numbers.
* Make people come. Let me rephrase that. Get people to show up at your party.
Get it listed in local publications; post flyers (a customizable poster can be
found here: design
1, design 2);
and email your friends using our amazing electronic "e-mail" mailer
(just click the "Invite a Friend" link next to your party on the
event listing page).
* Take pictures. After your party, upload your pictures to the Party Galleries
section of our site.
* Votergasm.org is a non-partisan, pro-partying, anti-non-voters organization;
any overt political messages at parties are not endorsed by Votergasm.org.
* Votergasm parties are for voters only. Non-voters can plan their own parties.
Thanks to you and the hundreds of Votergasm party planners across the country,
thousands of sexy, patriotic Americans will forever remember November 2 as the
orgy of civic participation that America's Founding Fathers intended. Your dedication
to voting and sex inspires me, and the entire Votergasm team, every day and night.
Sincerely,
Michelle Collins
Spokeswoman and Director
Votergasm.org
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